My problem is not the keyboard, I have long ago accepted my limitations and can occasionally manage up to 6 of my fingers actually touching keys often at random, it is ********* autocricket changing all my mistypes into words that beer no relationship to what I was trying to type.
Being quite old I learnt to type on a manual punch card machine which had 12 keys, various combinations of keys represented the alphabet and special characters. Using one hand I could achieve typing speeds which still put my pitiful efforts with a qwerty keyboard to shame.
Having full fat sausages for fingers when I get hold of a mobile phone what I aim to type and what the ******** thing decides I have typed plus the insane efforts of autocricket bear no relationship so I spend a lot of time sending cryptic messages as while trying to correct the mess I hit the send key.