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Yodel clowns. "We have your parcel somewhere safe"

Postby RogerS » 27 Apr 2015, 10:29

After waiting in three days, the Yodel website claimed that it had been delivered and left somewhere safe. This is their definition of 'safe' as left by their knuckle-dragging clown. Needless to say it isn't there. Well, by the gate by the road? C'mon!

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Re: Yodel clowns. "We have your parcel somewhere safe"

Postby TrimTheKing » 27 Apr 2015, 10:45

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Yodel clowns. "We have your parcel somewhere safe"

Postby DaveL » 27 Apr 2015, 10:49

Must be using the same mapping software as easy jet. :evil:
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Re: Yodel clowns. "We have your parcel somewhere safe"

Postby Andyp » 27 Apr 2015, 10:52

I told you what to do on Saturday

Andyp wrote:It seems to be that due to the noise embargo you will not be able to use them today so I suggest you wait in today for them. Maybe take a deck chair and some sarnies to the end of the lane to make sure Yodel do not drive past.

If another no show then cancel, order from Axi and watch the live updates on the DPD website.

Or give them an alternative delivery address of you local pub then sit and wait for them there.
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