I know there are a few smarty-panties on here, so after watching a very interesting TV programme last night, I thought I'd post the question.
Why do people generally weigh more up north than they do down south?
It is currently 29 Mar 2024, 15:09
Pinch wrote:Cor that didn't take long. Right, I'm going down the pub!
Well done Malc - smarty pants!
Mike G wrote:...Goodness knows what they feed their whippets.
TrimTheKing wrote:That was on QI recently I think.
Cheers
Mark
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Mike G wrote:However, the answer to the original question is that there are a series of obstacles across the country which prevent the northward journey of vegetables (other than potatoes), and although the odd leek has slipped through, a diet consisting mainly of chip butties and steak 'n ale pie and chips means all northerners are lardarses. Goodness knows what they feed their whippets.
Mike G wrote:We had a gravitometer at university (the first time around). It was bigger than a chest freezer, and had a digital readout made up of red filament lights one behind the other about 3 inches deep. Nonetheless, it was so sensitive it could measure the difference in gravity between sitting on the floor and sitting on a desk. We were also able to measure the curvature of the earth over a distance of the length of a football field. It took 6 of us to move it around.
However, the answer to the original question is that there are a series of obstacles across the country which prevent the northward journey of vegetables (other than potatoes), and although the odd leek has slipped through, a diet consisting mainly of chip butties and steak 'n ale pie and chips means all northerners are lardarses. Goodness knows what they feed their whippets.
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