Or at least it would seem so.
Last Sunday....LOML happened to walk round the garage just as a couple were starting to wander around.
"Excuse me", she says, " Are you lost?"
"Oh no" came the reply. "We've come up for a look round".
LOML kept silent.
"We met you at the Hotel"
"I'm afraid you didn't" she says.
"But we've come for a look round"
LOML kept silent.
"We met you on the bridge"
"No, you definitely did not" she replies.
"But we've come to look round"
Jeez...what planet are these people on? I thought where we lived before was a bit of a theme park as far as some people were concerned but here, these idiots take it to a whole new level.
Or so I thought.
A few minutes ago, she came round the corner from the garage to find a car had driven up our drive, had reversed onto our lawn and the couple were proceeding to get out and lock it. They were insistent that they were doing the walk and, yet again, the idiots lacked the mental ability to comprehend the words 'This is private land".
What planet are these effing people on ? Bloody good job they didn't meet me. I'm not so polite. I'd park one car in front and one behind then go down the pub for the evening.