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RIP: Ingvar Kamprad

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RIP: Ingvar Kamprad

Postby Dave R » 28 Jan 2018, 16:56

Ingvar Kamprad, founder of Ikea, has died.

Mourners are still trying to assemble the coffin.

The family put an Allen wrench in his hands for the viewing.

There were no words for the memorial service. Only pictures.

As the pallbearers carried the coffin from the church, the particleboard bottom gave way.
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Re: RIP: Ingvar Kamprad

Postby Phil » 28 Jan 2018, 16:58

:lol:
We don't stop woodworking because we grow old, we grow old because we stop woodworking!

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Re: RIP: Ingvar Kamprad

Postby Malc2098 » 28 Jan 2018, 17:26

:lol:


Aloysius Higginbottom, the bloke who wrote the Hokey Kokey died several years ago.

Apparently there was trouble at the undertakers when they tried to put the left leg in!
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