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So bloody cold....

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So bloody cold....

Postby RogerS » 11 Apr 2018, 22:17

...reminds me of the Polar bear joke.

"Mum, mum"

"Yes, son"

"Am I a real Polar Bear?"

"'course you are, son`'

"There's no brown bear in me" ?

"No, son"

"No Koala ?"

"No, son, you're a 100% polar bear. If you don't believe me, go and ask your Dad"

"Dad, dad?"

"Yes, son"

"Am I a real Polar Bear?"

"'course you are, son"

"No brown bear in me ?"

"No, son"

"No grizzly ?"

"No, son. You're a 100% polar bear"

"Well,why am I so effing cold then ?"
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Re: So bloody cold....

Postby Phil » 12 Apr 2018, 06:55

:lol: :lol: :lol:

First thought you were cold up there in the sunny North.
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