Had a colonoscopy recently (all clear) and had an application on hold for some critical illness cover pending the results. Rang the insurance company today to report back. Conversation went as follows...
"After the procedure were you diagnosed with a hiatus hernia ?"
"No" stifles snigger
"A stomach ulcer ?"
"No" struggles to stop laughing
" Oesophogeal cancer ?" struggles to stop laughing
"A duodenal ulcer ?"
"No" bursts out laughing and apologises to the customer agent.
Couldn't make it up.