... I love your stuff - my workshop's full of it, including the crowning glory, one of your great big woodturning lathes. The racks above it are full of Axminster chucks, chisels, faceplates and all that other good stuff you turn out so beautifully. You must know I love you, I KEEP buying that stuff from you. But whenever I want some tool-porn and have a look at your website you email me straight afterwards with "Thanks for dropping by Terence, did you see anything that you liked?"
Now, the only person who ever called me Terence was my dear old departed Mum, and getting emails like that is a bit like the time when she caught me with that Playboy magazine (Miss November 1964... phwoarrrrrr...)
So, please stop it.
Thank you.
Your pal Tel, sweltering at 30C in Dorset.