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Daddy brain

Postby Jimmy Mack » 06 Mar 2019, 09:27

After a difficult couple of nights with the kids and pouring boiling water over my Weetabix.... I'm wondering if I should perhaps stay off the tools today



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Re: Daddy brain

Postby RogerS » 06 Mar 2019, 09:34

Jimmy Mack wrote:After a difficult couple of nights with the kids and pouring boiling water over my Weetabix.... I'm wondering if I should perhaps stay off the tools today



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It's called 'old age', Jimmy. I suffer the same problem but don't have children as an excuse !
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Re: Daddy brain

Postby Jimmy Mack » 06 Mar 2019, 09:37

Aw crap, already?! .... Don't say that Roger

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Re: Daddy brain

Postby Andyp » 06 Mar 2019, 13:36

I soaked mine in orange juice not so long ago. :)
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Re: Daddy brain

Postby tabs » 06 Mar 2019, 13:57

I've poured milk over my toast before so you're not alone :D
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Re: Daddy brain

Postby DaveL » 06 Mar 2019, 14:20

And I have opened a new bag of ground coffee, and then tipped it all into the cafetiere instead of the storage jar!
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Re: Daddy brain

Postby Malc2098 » 06 Mar 2019, 15:19

I'm surrounded by old duffers in this forum!
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Re: Daddy brain

Postby TrimTheKing » 06 Mar 2019, 15:55

Malc2098 wrote:I'm surrounded by old duffers in this forum!
Oi! Careful where you cast those nasturtiums!
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Re: Daddy brain

Postby Woodbloke » 06 Mar 2019, 17:08

TrimTheKing wrote:
Malc2098 wrote:I'm surrounded by old duffers in this forum!
Oi! Careful where you cast those nasturtiums!

I hope you're not incinerating that we're not all old farts Trim :lol: - Rob
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Re: Daddy brain

Postby Jimmy Mack » 06 Mar 2019, 21:33

This just made me chuckle ...

"Easiest way to find out if you're old, is to fall over. If your friends laugh, you're ok, if they panic and run over... You're old! "



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