by RogerS » 28 Mar 2020, 16:42
Reminds me of the one about the Lone Ranger. He's been captured by Indians and given three nights to contemplate the errors of his ways before he is killed. But Indian tradition says that each night the condemned man is entitled to one wish.
So the first night, the Indian Chief asks the Lone Ranger for his wish. "I'd like to speak to my horse, please" he says. Bemused the Chief brings over Silver, the Lone Ranger whispers in his ear and Silver gallops off, returning a couple of hours later being ridden by a stunning, naked blonde who spends the night with the Lone Ranger doing all sorts of pleasurable things. The next day she leaves.
On the second night, the Indian Chief asks the Lone Ranger for his wish. "I'd like to speak to my horse, please" he says. Bemused even more, the Chief brings over Silver, the Lone Ranger whispers in his ear and Silver gallops off, returning a couple of hours later being ridden by a stunning, naked brunette who spends the night with the Lone Ranger doing all sorts of even more pleasurable things. The next day she also leaves.
On the third and final night, the Indian Chief asks the Lone Ranger for his wish. "I'd like to speak to my horse, please" he says. Utterly bemused, the Chief brings over Silver. The Lone Ranger holds Silvers' head in his hands and gazes into the horses eyes. "Now listen carefully" he says. "I will tell you one last time. Bring posse"
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