Lons
Old Oak
I had to go for an injection into my knee this morning and lesson 1 is never again to be distracted by or believe a rather attractive Norwegan lady when with a smile on her face she shoves in the needle and says "this won't hurt a bit". 
Second is that I'm completely useless shopping which is a major pet hate and in which I have zero interest.
As I was parked near a supermarket by the hospital and we needed some fruit and milk I reluctantly sidled in and got out again as fast as possible. Milk, rasberries, blueberries, bananas etc. all successfully in the basket and oh maybe a melon. These were among them, looked interesting so feeling chuffed I paid and went home.
That's not a bloody melon says my missus almost falling over laughing, it's more like a grapefuit. WTF, how the hell am I supposed to know that? Anyway it's only the "n" missing to read melon.
Accidental but if that means I'm banned from shopping it's a win as far as I'm concerned.
Second is that I'm completely useless shopping which is a major pet hate and in which I have zero interest.
As I was parked near a supermarket by the hospital and we needed some fruit and milk I reluctantly sidled in and got out again as fast as possible. Milk, rasberries, blueberries, bananas etc. all successfully in the basket and oh maybe a melon. These were among them, looked interesting so feeling chuffed I paid and went home.
That's not a bloody melon says my missus almost falling over laughing, it's more like a grapefuit. WTF, how the hell am I supposed to know that? Anyway it's only the "n" missing to read melon.
Accidental but if that means I'm banned from shopping it's a win as far as I'm concerned.
