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How's this for parent and child stupidity?

AJB Temple

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Yesterday I was driving down a backroad to the excellent farm shop and butcher. Only the main roads have been gritted, so most of the backroads, including our lane, are extremely icy. Quite a way ahead of me is a traditional Vespa scooter, L plated, going at an interesting speed. Sharp right hand bend, with T junction on the left. Brake lights on and scooterist (unsurprisingly) goes straight down. Smack. Middle of the road. Typical front brake lowside.

So I drive up and pick what turns out to be a 16 year old boy off the road. He is yelling and crying. Pretty obvious he broke his arm. Ring ambulance service and they are happy to come out but it will be at least two to four hours as they have deployed vehicles to Dover area (guess why). So we phone his mum. She is quite the most unhelpful woman I've come across in a while. She was not interested in coming to collect him, she had sent him to Tonbridge on some errand. I pointed out that he really needs to go to hospital and this is the time for a bit of parental action. She said he will just have to wait for the ambulance. Bear in mind it is minus 4 outside at this point and we are in the middle of a farming area, no houses nearby.

Was a bit cross and said I am a motorcyclist and there is no way I would go out on a bike in these conditions. Sending a kid out, who has not even passed his test, is downright irresponsible and dangerous. Took the kid to Tunbridge Wells A&E and left him there. Made him text his idiot mother so she at least knew where he is and where his relatively unscathed scooter is. Found the scooter key in my pocket this morning (I put it off the road in a frozen field). :lol:
 
No idea why he wasn't at school. Nor did I ask as it didn't occur to me. Good point. Maybe the hospital will enquire.

I'm not sure that I really understand county lines. I know it's about drug running but I have no clue how it works. I don't think this kid has enough brain cells to be a drug baron.
 
AJB Temple":3u7pj98a said:
I'm not sure that I really understand county lines. I know it's about drug running but I have no clue how it works. I don't think this kid has enough brain cells to be a drug baron.
Very short version: most of the drug barons are in the larger cities, and at some point they saw an untapped market in more rural areas. They recruit, using varying degrees of coercion, children and adults of varying degrees of vulnerability to act as couriers and/or local distribution hubs. Supposedly the name comes from the separate phone line they'd have to receive orders from the counties.

Unfortunately, a teenager out of school (for whatever reason), not the smartest in his age group, and with uncaring parents is a prime candidate to become one of the pawns in that sort of operation.
 
Ah. I see. Naively I had thought it was something to do with crossing county borders. Makes sense now.

His mother has got in touch this afternoon to ask if I can drop the scooter key round. :D Not a word of thanks for taking her son to hospital, which was amusing. I asked for her address and said I will post the key, having declined to give her mine. I never told either of them my name. She was not happy at all. Maybe it's the thought of waiting for RM to deliver it. 8-)

I'm a bit cynical and cautious. There is no chance of her accusing me of causing the accident (which went through my mind) as I tooted when I was about 100 yards away. Sets the cameras recording a clip - it's a handy feature, as is the close proximity recording.

You can by-pass the lock and hot wire a Vespa in about 10 seconds, but I didn't suggest that option. :lol: Probably been nicked by now anyway. :shock:
 
I was overtaken by 3 kids on motorbikes on a junction the wrong side of barriers recently. They then sped off doing about 50 in -6 conditions. I mentioned this on the towns facebook page, saying if you have a son who has a motorbike maybe they should smack their arse for being numptys.
The post got removed by facebook for inciting violence.
 
Well, in a twist of fate, I fell down heavily on the ice today. Just walking to the car in our parking area. The ice is an inch thick, with compacted snow on top of that. :(
 
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