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Driving from Dorset to Southern Spain.

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Towards the end of May, my brother-in-law and me are driving from Dorset to Southern Spain, and then back again. The original idea was to take my old Jag, but that's gone now, so we're taking my old Saab 93 Estate which will be much more economical and such a comfy car to drive.

'Ere she be...
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We're going to share the driving and complete the journey one way in 3 days - each leg set at roughly 500 mile stints.

First leg: Dorset to - Le Mans, France, via the Euro Tunnel. (I don't like being on the sea or in it!)
Second leg: Le Mans, France to - Burgos, Northern Spain.
Third leg: Burgos, Northern Spain to - Periana, Southern Spain.

My wife (Mrs P), brother-in-law's wife and Mrs P's daughter & granddaughter are flying there. We're driving because not only do I not like being on or in the sea, I don't like flying either. In fact, I'm also not that keen on hot climates! :lol:

It will certainly be an experience and it was all my brother-in-law's idea.

Although I've driven in France on three separate holidays, I've never driven the full length of France or Spain before. I'm prepared with the essentials, but there are probably some elements where I'm not prepared. If any of you guys have experience with this kind of trip and can offer some valuable advice, pointers, things to be aware of, the do's & don'ts, or general recommendations, I will be very grateful.

Cheers.
8-)
 
I've done a few trips to the South of France by road back in the 90s.

I would advise you to avoid French public holidays if you can - one trip I made with the family was on the day of "le depart" - black Saturday, the first day of the French summer holidays when everybody and his dog is on the autoroutes. It was hell on earth.

Secondly, have plenty of the folding stuff for autoroute tolls.

Thirdly, do a check on the price of fuel and fill up before you leave the UK if it's cheaper over here. A quick check suggests petrol is about 10p/litre cheaper here at the moment.

Fourth: I always found the Le Campanile hotel chain good value for a cheap stopover.

Last, take your time, be prepared for rude drivers and have fun!

edit: a good read here (including days to avoid): https://about-france.com/driving.htm
 
I have no tips or anything sensible to offer... just to say this sounds fantastic! I'd love to do something like this!

(Wrong thread/lazy post) lovely jacket too! [emoji41]

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On the autoroutes they have service stations that put ours to shame (not difficult). I'd suggest you use them. It's very easy to speed on the autoroutes and unless things have changed hardly any police. They can time you between toll stations though so if your average speed is too high you could be in trouble. Of course it could be just internet rumours and nothing happens but just in case...
 
There are some French dwellers who will no doubt assist but one I seem to remember is that by law you need to carry 2 (TWO) personal alcohol breath testers in the car with you. One to use if they pull you over and a spare in case you get pulled a second time. Might be worth stocking up on a handful to take with you...

Cheers
Mark
 
Back in the 80’s we used to drive through France to the Costa Bravo, so I’m a bit out of touch with modern times. Generally from Le Havre or Cherbourg taking the Ferry from Portsmouth and I think Southampton at one stage?
Your trip using the tunnel is quite a dogleg.
Outbound journey we took the N20 (I think) stopping at Brive, on the return journey we took the Autoroutes toll stopping somewhere near the Loire.
Make sure you have all the kit the different countries require - triangles, high visibility vests, breathalysers, spare bulbs etc etc and check out their driving laws. France used to have lower speed limits when it was raining.
Back in the 8O’s there were warnings of hijackers in Spain, so the advice was not to stop for anybody and keep your doors locked!
How times have changed, fuel was much cheaper in France then and the advice was to go over with bare minimum and fill up there [emoji3]

Rod
 
Shame you don't like the Ferries Paul. You are doubling your mileage on that trip to Le Mans, you have a comfy car to do it mind. On an overnighter from Portsmouth arriving Caen at 6.00am (after a few hours in a cabin) you could be in Burgos the same night.

Petrol SP95 is €1.45 (gasoil about 10 cents cheaper) at the supermarkets at the moment. You will pay a lot more on the motorways but if you keep yours eyes open you can normally spot the large Centre Commercials close to the junctions and find cheaper fuel there.

No lorries on a Sunday. and there are no school holidays towards the end of May so I would not expect anything more than the usual rush hour build ups around major towns.

NB you are are supposed to have a breath test kit but you will NOT be fined for not having one. Ther are a con, they are unreliable and have a relatively short shelf life. You still need all the other stuff, bulb kit, triangle, first aid kit, high vis jacket, beam defectors. Oh and you sat nav is not allowed to show speed camera locations! I have been stopped 3 times in 10 years and have never been asked to show I had any of the above. Caveat Emptor or something similar.

And please don't make the mistake of thinking this signs means cross roads. IT DOESN'T
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It means Priority a Droite or Expect Cars to come zooming out of insignificant side roads when you appear to be in the "main road".

Enjoy your drive and if you change your mind about the ferry we are only 15 mins away.
 
We do some pretty major road trips quite regularly.
Take it easy and don't rush, the fun is the trip.
You don't have to do it all on the motorway, we often use roads running parallel to the motorway for a bit of a break. You can use google maps to give you a route avoiding motorways, I just had a play and you can get a nice route all the way down.
So go off the beaten track, trip advisor is your best friend. You can find some excellent local restaurants and places to stay. Wow look at where you will be going, there must be something good to eat, drink and see.
My best recent trip was driving the beetle over to Germany with my Uncle. 3 days of hilarity, eating, sights and adventure.
Remember your music.
Plus it is both ways so double the fun.
 
I’d forgotten about the Priority a Droite, they have something similar in the States though it’s not signed.

Rod
 
Pick your route through Spain carefully. The centre of Spain is a very odd, very empty place.

I've done that drive a number of times. The first time was at the start of a drive to Cape Town, and the Land Rover my brother was driving dictated a maximum speed of 40/ 45 mph. You certainly get to know the landscape well at those speeds.
 
Beware of the way the French mark the directions at road junctions.

They never seem to use an upward pointing arrow to indicate straight on.

Imagine a simple cross roads and you are waiting at the lights.

A sign on the right hand (yourside) of the road pointing right TownA means turn right to go to TownA Fine!
A sign on the left hand side of the road pointing left TownB means turn left to TownB also fine!

BUT

a sign on the right pointing Left TownC AND/OR a sign on the left pointing Right TownC means GO STRAIGHT ON to TownC

This can be very confusing until you realise that most French are perversely different and a little mad with it. Who else would come up with a priority scheme where traffic entering from a minor side road has priority over the traffic travelling along the main road and then gradually convert most , BUT NOT ALL junctions, to the commonly understood priority to the main road traffic.

Filters for traffic on and off major roads and motorways are much much sharper than we are used to in UK and generally a bit less well signed. Sat nav is very helpful.

The courtesy of French drivers is much improved these days but they are not used to being flashed indicating that you are giving way to them. Flashing headlights is normally reserved for antagonistic purposes. Neither do they understand that indicating right when there is no right turning is an invitation for the car behind to overtake as you are driving slower or are fed up with the Frenchman behind tailgating you.

Bob
 
Mike G":37co7oin said:
Pick your route through Spain carefully. The centre of Spain is a very odd, very empty place.

Very true! I drove down from Santander to Madrid once and the road just seemed to go on and on. There's probably an autopista now, but this was back in the mid 80s and it was a single carriageway road with huge gaps between any signs of life. Like something out of a spaghetti western.
 
MJ80":klqfytex said:
.......
Take it easy and don't rush, the fun is the trip.....

You beat me to it. I cannot think of anything worse than having a daily 500 mile deadline. If you really must blast down rather than enjoy life and meander then please, please, please get out of the car ..no matter how comfortable you think it is...and walk round it a few times. Otherwise enjoy lying in bed in agony for a week.
 
TrimTheKing":1r0k5nt9 said:
There are some French dwellers who will no doubt assist but one I seem to remember is that by law you need to carry 2 (TWO) personal alcohol breath testers in the car with you. One to use if they pull you over and a spare in case you get pulled a second time. Might be worth stocking up on a handful to take with you...

Cheers
Mark
Trim is correct, but you'll also need a high viz jacket and two (so I believe) for Spain, as well as an Emergency Triangle (of the folding variety) and a spare set of bulbs, all of which are mandatory - Rob
 
RogerS":2qamy0i5 said:
MJ80":2qamy0i5 said:
.......
Take it easy and don't rush, the fun is the trip.....

You beat me to it. I cannot think of anything worse than having a daily 500 mile deadline.

Many years ago, we decided to drive the whole length of France in a single day, so I drove from the Cherbourg to the Med in a small Ford Fiesta with two small children in the back. In hindsight, a bloody stupid thing to do and definitely NOT recommended. Take your time, enjoy 'la belle France' - Rob
 
Chaps, thank you very much for your valued comments, experiences and stories. The stuff I wasn't aware of I've now made a note in my planner doc.

The original plan for this year's holiday was to focus purely on France to mark the end of the first world war 100 years on, but as Mrs P and her daughter don't spend that much time together (they live 350 miles apart), the seed was slowly being sown to book a villa in Periana. In truth, I would still rather focus on France (WW1 stuff), BUT, this is important to my wife and I'm more than happy to drive the journey. My longest drive to date was about 8 years ago... it was a mission and I covered roughly 1500 miles in approximately 30 hours. I remember how I felt afterwards - it wasn't great.

So this is where we're at.... I'm ready to book the overnight hotels in Le Mans and Burgos, but, and as some of you guys have suggested, Mrs P is still strongly advising we do the drive over 4 days instead of 3 - one way. The difference would be driving about 375 miles a day instead of 500. I'm now waiting to hear back from my brother-in-law which should be this evening.
 
We do a lot of touring holidays. rent a car and go see the scenery sort of thing. With just me driving I've found 250 miles in a day is a leisurely drive with plenty of stopping time and not having to rush. When the distance between accommodation gets to 300 miles or over it feels more like a long drive than a relaxing tourist trip.

Your 500 mile plan with 2 drivers is do-able but is bound to be tiring just from the time spent in the car. That said if it is motorways all the way leisurely doesn't come into it so maybe go for the 500.
 
Andyp":33vr8qa1 said:
Shame you don't like the Ferries Paul....

Enjoy your drive and if you change your mind about the ferry we are only 15 mins away.

Thanks Andy, it would be very nice to see you guys and how the settle is settling in. It's just ferries, ships, the sea.... Probably wouldn't be so bad if the sea is very calm, but if it was rough or semi-rough even, I'd be no good for anything for a few days. :|
 
selectortone":2bctipr6 said:
Mike G":2bctipr6 said:
Pick your route through Spain carefully. The centre of Spain is a very odd, very empty place.

Very true! I drove down from Santander to Madrid once and the road just seemed to go on and on. There's probably an autopista now, but this was back in the mid 80s and it was a single carriageway road with huge gaps between any signs of life. Like something out of a spaghetti western.

Yes, we drove through Spain when I was a kid and on some roads you can’t see the end even though they’re dead straight. If you break down on one of those forget a mobile phone, you’ll need a flare gun! :lol:
 
Paul
If you get bored in Periana your welcom for a cuppa in Monda, east of Malaga.
Only recommendation I can give is enjoy the drive and if there's no hurry keep of the main roads, if you get stuck behind goats be patient.... oh and you can drive over lemons.

Jonathan


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Paul
I'm a dyslexic carpenter, I'm west of Malaga.

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Thanks again chaps. I've been reading through all replies again and some really useful info. 8-)

Terry: Excellent link - much obliged to you and now bookmarked. Reading through, I'm changing the route slightly to avoid some tolls, and this also makes much easier work to find hotels. We're going to do the journey in 4 days now (3 nights) instead of 3 days. I shall report back soon with the newly scheduled route. 8-)

Jim: It doesn't matter chap, you always add a positive note of happy and that's sound. 8-)

Robert: Haha yes, I've been in some of them and they're much better than ours. Good tip about the average speed. I'm going to strictly stick to the speed limits. I see from Terry's link, the national speed limit is changing on ordinary roads from 90-80 kph - effective 1st July. 8-)

Markus: Yes I remember this when we last travelled into France. The car boot is going to consist of crates of beer and breathalysers! Maybe some sandwiches too. 8-)

Rod: I remember some stories years ago about hijackers in Spain - I hope we don't encounter any. I won't even stop for a leggy blonde with big boobies. 8-)

Andy: Great info! I remember seeing this sign when driving in France, but until now, I didn't know its meaning. So glad you've posted this. 8-)

MJ80: Indeed, fortunately, my brother-in-law and me get on really well and are on the same wavelength. I'm really looking forward to this, and we're going to do the journey in 4 days now instead of 3. 8-)

Mike: Yep, I must admit, if I have any very slight concerns, it's Spain. I've heard people in the past make similar comments about the eerie emptiness of the Spanish open countryside. Land Rover... 40-45mph all the way to Cape Town... I salute you Sir! 8-)

Bob: I think I've been caught out by this strange sign network of Town A, B, C before and it would have been quite stressful. Thanks for posting this. I'm hoping as soon as I venture back onto the French roads, I'll quickly become familiar with their ways again. 8-)

Roger: Yep, indeed, we're now looking at 4 days instead of 3, reducing the driving to roughly 375 miles a day. Thank you for the Goons take on seasickness you ole devil. It brought back some very fond mammaries. 8-)

Rob: It sure sounds like that was a fun journey. We're going to enjoy it and take our time with a relaxed breezy attitude. 8-)

Robert: Totally agree - 250 a day is comfortable for driver or passenger. When I lived up north years ago and I was a trade plate driver for several months, I would average anything between 500+ miles a day with the occasional 1000 miles in a day - it was madness and very dangerous. We're changing our route now to a 4 day trip - about 375 miles a day. 8-)

Woodster: That's just what I want to read - thank you very much Sir! We better take an extra round of sarnies with us. 8-)

Jonathon: Thank you, that's very kind of you. I'm unsure what the girls have planned, but I shall certainly do a quick check to see how far you are from the villa - sounds great. I too am a dyslexic carpenter, with a hint of autism and a growing development of OCD. :|

Update: I'm now planning a different route for a four day trip.

A quick question while I think of it... a few of you chaps have mentioned a bulb replacement kit. Does this include front & rear, and indicators? Thanks.
 
Pinch":2t9ypj6m said:
A quick question while I think of it... a few of you chaps have mentioned a bulb replacement kit. Does this include front & rear, and indicators? Thanks.
You can buy a small box from Halfords etc which contains all the replacement bulbs for any particular waggon - Rob
 
Unless I am mistaken although you must carry a set of bulbs there is no requirement to carry the tools needed to replace them.
 
This is what I read

https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/travel/country/spain/

An embarrassing incident caused by the fear of hijacking was when I ignored the flashing lights of a car behind me for several miles until I pulled into a busy filling station.
Earlier we had stopped for a break and had unknowingly driven off with a set of keys left in the rear hatch lock.
The kind motorist was trying to tell me so but with the warnings of “don’t stop for anyone it could be hijackers” embedded in my brain I had ignored him.

Rod
 
Spain is the only country where a pickpocket gang targetted me (and LOML). They got nowt.
 
Thanks chaps. Halfords spare bulb kit is £15 - just the job. 8-)

Another question if you don't mind... :P

I'm going to book hotels with free Wi-fi so I can post stuff up onto this thread during the trip. I might be taking the iPad with me, but if there are any issues with it, I shall use my phone. Do I have to install the Taptalk thingy - not sure if I got this right? I better also try and get familiar with the new in-house photo up loader as well - plenty of time though.
 
Paul,

My iPad doesn't have a sim card. I use my iPhone as a wifi hotspot. Works just as well.

But if there's a free wifi signal, then I just use that.
 
Pinch":93df5o36 said:
Thanks chaps. Halfords spare bulb kit is £15 - just the job. 8-)

Another question if you don't mind... [emoji14]

I'm going to book hotels with free Wi-fi so I can post stuff up onto this thread during the trip. I might be taking the iPad with me, but if there are any issues with it, I shall use my phone. Do I have to install the Taptalk thingy - not sure if I got this right? I better also try and get familiar with the new in-house photo up loader as well - plenty of time though.
I use Tapatalk with a (not especially flash) Motorola G5 android it works great!

Jim

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Pinch":i54up4gn said:
Thanks chaps. Halfords spare bulb kit is £15 - just the job. 8-)

Another question if you don't mind... [emoji14]

I'm going to book hotels with free Wi-fi so I can post stuff up onto this thread during the trip. I might be taking the iPad with me, but if there are any issues with it, I shall use my phone. Do I have to install the Taptalk thingy - not sure if I got this right? I better also try and get familiar with the new in-house photo up loader as well - plenty of time though.
Paul
I've lived in Spain for 16 years and never been asked by traffico for a light bulb kit, what they want to see is ID, so your passport and drivers licence.
Your not going to break down, but the drivers that do, put a triangle out on the road and put on a hi vi vest, this is law and common sense in a mountainous country there the roads are a series of bends.
Generally the road cops in Spain (traffico) are a little bit more humane than there British college's.

On a completely different thread....do you make table's?
Might be able to organise a commision for you.
A good client of mine has asked me to design something and basically I don't have the time as I'm over committed for the next 4 month's
It will be something Edwardian/ Georgian with a modern twist......
If your interested my email is info@fineinteriorwoodwork.com

ps. You should love it here, Southern Spain is full of eccentric people, there's a guy in Marbella with geraniums growing on the dashboard of his Rolls Royce ..... unfortunately he's not one of my client's [emoji851]



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Malc2098":18tmdrrs said:
Paul,

My iPad doesn't have a sim card. I use my iPhone as a wifi hotspot. Works just as well.

But if there's a free wifi signal, then I just use that.

Thanks Malc - I'll give it a try. 8-)
 
Jimmy Mack":ozgeaddn said:
Pinch":ozgeaddn said:
Thanks chaps. Halfords spare bulb kit is £15 - just the job. 8-)

Another question if you don't mind... [emoji14]

I'm going to book hotels with free Wi-fi so I can post stuff up onto this thread during the trip. I might be taking the iPad with me, but if there are any issues with it, I shall use my phone. Do I have to install the Taptalk thingy - not sure if I got this right? I better also try and get familiar with the new in-house photo up loader as well - plenty of time though.
I use Tapatalk with a (not especially flash) Motorola G5 android it works great!

Jim

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Thanks Jim, I shall have a wee practice and hopefully get familiar with it. 8-)
 
Jonathan":1aks8q3j said:
Pinch":1aks8q3j said:
Thanks chaps. Halfords spare bulb kit is £15 - just the job. 8-)

Another question if you don't mind... [emoji14]

I'm going to book hotels with free Wi-fi so I can post stuff up onto this thread during the trip. I might be taking the iPad with me, but if there are any issues with it, I shall use my phone. Do I have to install the Taptalk thingy - not sure if I got this right? I better also try and get familiar with the new in-house photo up loader as well - plenty of time though.
Paul
I've lived in Spain for 16 years and never been asked by traffico for a light bulb kit, what they want to see is ID, so your passport and drivers licence.
Your not going to break down, but the drivers that do, put a triangle out on the road and put on a hi vi vest, this is law and common sense in a mountainous country there the roads are a series of bends.
Generally the road cops in Spain (traffico) are a little bit more humane than there British college's.

On a completely different thread....do you make table's?

Might be able to organise a commision for you.
A good client of mine has asked me to design something and basically I don't have the time as I'm over committed for the next 4 month's
It will be something Edwardian/ Georgian with a modern twist......
If your interested my email is info@fineinteriorwoodwork.com

ps. You should love it here, Southern Spain is full of eccentric people, there's a guy in Marbella with geraniums growing on the dashboard of his Rolls Royce ..... unfortunately he's not one of my client's [emoji851]



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Thanks Jonathan, yep, the old Saab is pretty good to go, although I need to get a couple of small jobs done before we venture off - all part of the prep work prior to The Great Drive Of 2018. :D

Yes absolutely, I'm always interested in new projects. I'll send over an email - thanks again. 8-)

I've just had a quick look at your website - beautiful work! 8-)
 
Below is going to be the route there and back. Once my brother-in-law has agreed it (I'm sure he will), I shall start booking the hotels etc...

Exciting!

:text-bravo:

THE GREAT DRIVE OF 2018

Home, Dorset, UK to Periana, Southern Spain – 26hrs, 1,523 miles.

French Tolls: (€71.90) Calais to Bordeaux - €57.00
Bordeaux to Irun (French/Spanish Border) - €14.90
Spanish Tolls: (€33.90) Irun to Sevogia - €33.90
Sevogia to Periana - €0.00 (I think!)


DAY 1: SUNDAY 27 MAY

Sunrise: Home, Dorset, UK.
Sunset: Normandy Hotel, 37 rue Edouard Feray, 27000 Evreux, France.

Stats: 6hrs 46mins, 380 miles.
French Route: Calais - A16, A28, N28, A13, N154 to Evreux.


DAY 2: MONDAY 28 MAY

Sunrise: Evreux, France.
Sunset: Hotel Continental, 10 rue Montesquieu, 33000, Bordeaux, France.

Stats: 6hrs 19mins, 370 miles.
Route: Evreux - N154, N12, N154, A10 to Bordeaux.


DAY 3: TUESDAY 29 MAY

Sunrise: Bordeaux, France.
Sunset: Hotel Condes de Castilla, Calle Jose Canalejas 5, 40001 Segovia, Spain.

Stats: 6hrs 23mins, 413 miles.
Route: Bordeaux - A63 to Irun (French/Spanish Border)
AP1, AP8, AP1, A1 to Sevogia:


DAY 4: WEDNESDAY 30 MAY

Sunrise: Segovia, Spain.
Sunset: Villa -Periana, Málaga, Spain.

Stats: 6hrs 13mins, 360 miles.
Route: Sevogia - AP61, AP6, M50, R5, R4, A4, A44, A92, A402 to Periana.


DAY 5/9: THURSDAY 31 MAY – MONDAY 04 JUNE

Five day chill-out at the villa in one's Speedos and sombrero whilst being completely spoilt by three lovely ladies.
:obscene-drinkingcheers:


RETURN JOURNEY

Periana, Southern Spain to Home, Dorset, UK – 26hrs, 1,523 miles.

Tolls approximately €100.00


DAY 10: TUESDAY 05 JUNE

Sunrise: Villa -Periana, Málaga, Spain.
Sunset: Parador de Soria, C/ Fortun Lopez S/N -Parque Del Castillo, 42005 Soria, Spain.

Stats: 6hrs 54mins, 438 miles.
Route: Periana - A44, A4, A2, A15 to Soria.


DAY 11: WEDNESDAY 06 JUNE

Sunrise: Soria, Spain.
Sunset: Mercure Angouleme Hotel de France, 1 Place des Halles, 16000, Angouleme, France.

Stats: 6hrs 45mins, 362 miles.
Route: Soria, Spain – AP15 to Irun (French/Spanish Border), A63, A10, N10 to Angouleme.


DAY 12: THURSDAY 07 JUNE

Sunrise: Angouleme, France.
Sunset: Les Corderies, 214 rue des Moulins, 80230, Saint-Valery-sur-Somme, France.

Stats: 6hrs 16mins, 398 miles.
Route: Angouleme – A10, A28 to Abbeville.


DAY 13: FRIDAY 08 JUNE

Sunrise: Abbeville, France.
Sunset: Home Sweet Home, Dorset, UK.


Stats: 5hrs 11mins, 280 miles.
Route: Abbeville – A16 to Calais across the waters to the mad world of the United Kingdom.


SATURDAY & SUNDAY

Unpack, chill out, watch some TV.


MONDAY

Back to work.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cry:
 
Malc2098":obsdbio5 said:
Speedos?! Did you say speedos?

I can’t sleep now!

:o

Yes, sorry Malc - not a pretty sight! :| I don't think I've ever owned a pair of speedos.

The reality will actually be far from the above.
 
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