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OOPs and some.

The only time I've ever got caught was on the A303 heading towards the M3. A patrol car with clearly nothing better to do was pulling motorists over with dirty number plates, where the lettering/numbers are all but legible. If the boys in blue can't read your number plate, you'll get a ticket, so now my 'good deed for the day' during the autumn/lwinter is to inform the yummy mummies in the WR car park that their bigly, huge, vast Merc 'Chelsea tractor' (or similar) is breaking the law.

Same thing also happens when a cycle carrier (with bikes) is on the back of a vehicle and obscures the number plate - Rob
 
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It pays to have front and rear dashcam fitted as long as you're driving within the law of course or it could work against you. I fitted them to both our cars and my daughters immediately after a motorcyclist sideswiped my wife's car.
 
It pays to have front and rear dashcam fitted as long as you're driving within the law of course or it could work against you. I fitted them to both our cars and my daughters immediately after a motorcyclist sideswiped my wife's car.
Which models mate? I'm in the market.
 
Which models mate? I'm in the market.
I fitted the Nextbase 522GW plus the separate rear camera that fixes to the rear window and hardwired them in to all 3 cars. You can alternatively get a rear camera that just plugs into the main unit. Fitting was simple just hiding the front to rear wire a bit fiddly but you can probably get wireless now.
That was probably seven years ago and we've had no issues but Roger bought one after speaking to me and he was far from happy with it. Things have moved on since then Mark so it's homework exercise unfortunately.

Because I was buying three systems and I'm a skinflint at heart, (my eldest of nine kids and council house upbringing which you never lose :ROFLMAO: ) I tried doing a deal with first Currys who were hopeless the Halfords who gave me a heafty discount and more than match the on line prices at the time.

I forgot to say that when we had the motorhome and a little Skoda towcar as well I used to unclip the front camera from my wife's Mini and fit it to the motorhome powered by a usb port and when on site I'd stick it in the Skoda and use the lighter socket so we always had at least a front camera.
 
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I got caught by cameras once on the M1 in Derbyshire. I was driving home late at night, the motorway was almost empty. Speed taken down to 40 mph for "reports of object in the road". I saw the offending item clearly, an electrician's yellow stepladder safely on the hard shoulder (yes, they had such things in those days) as I passed it with the cruise control willfully set at 50. For this I did an on-line (in Covid) motorway awareness course - so I am now aware that the speed cameras do work all the time !

I was driving home after going to break the news to my old dad that his wife of 50 years, my mother, had died. I just wanted to be home. I had plenty of time to spot the offending item, that could easily have been handled by a short lane closure rather than a 40 limit going on for miles, and a lane closure would have made clearing the obstruction safer. But they would rather make money. None of that is of course an acceptable excuse.
Sorry to hear about your mum.

@Lons well done for coming to the rescue without delay. Its always nice to know that you have that one mate that you can shout 'HELP' and they'll be there!

I once went to look after a client who was on some sort of a breathing tube (won't wat which) and managed his own health management plan. I'd driven about 200 miles as he was somewhat 'in the **it' and needed a carer/PA urgently.

After work that day I was booked into a local hotel as I had to come back for another shift in the morning. Drove to the hotel in mid December, very poor visibility, smog, rain and just generally poor conditions.

Came to a green light and a red light, but my mind didn't spot the red that was before the green (which was after a massive A road junction). Ended up going over the line at the red light then hit the brakes before passing the junction.

The law required me to attend a hearing (local tot he incident, so another 200 mile drive down) for my punishment. I explained that I had triggered the camera, hadn't seen the red light due to really poor visibility but had stopped just over the white line.

Because the red light had been lit for 7 seconds though, I had no hope of a (more) positive outcome. The barrister/team told me after I'd accepted responsibility that had I tried to argue it or pleaded not guilty I'd have recieved a much bigger fine that the £300 odd and that she'd have given me alot more points.

None of this might be relevant to the original post but I guess sometimes we just go over the mark. @Lons to do that much damage, that Merc must be one powerful and heavily built car 🫣... WTH.
 
Well all I can say is I’ve been very lucky! How I haven’t been got is one of life’s mysteries.
May it stay like this for you Cabinetman. I had looked after my license for a good 20 years as initially the plan had been to become a paramedic. Not sure if its linked, but after going from a 3.0L for years, and driving a 4.3 Lexus, I got so many points within a 3 year period.

Sold that car now and back to a 1.8 after we'll over 15 years. Keep up the safe driving 😀
 
........... to do that much damage, that Merc must be one powerful and heavily built car 🫣... WTH.
K/W around 2.2tonnes, 2 litre petrol engine but with hybrid battery boost, 0-60 around 6 secs, 325bhp and 400+Nm torque with all wheel drive. so yep enough to punch through a couple of walls from a standing start as shown. 😉

Mine has even more torque at 500Nm

My wife overheard our discussion about me having first option at trade in value if they don't write the car off, so that cat is definitely out of the bag now. She hasn't made any comment yet but it will come. :rolleyes: Only issue is that it's black same as mine and I really didn't want another black car.
 
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