Good to know thatI am not alone.You've got it all wrong, Duke. The man's role is to get the tree into position and secure it safely. Others get to dangle baubles on it, and so on. You might have to come and sort the lights out when they don't work.......but that's the extent of male input. There's rules, you know!![]()
Exactly so. I 'build' the tree and check the lights are working. Then retire gracefully. Besides, my missus does a much better job than I could ever do.You've got it all wrong, Duke. The man's role is to get the tree into position and secure it safely. Others get to dangle baubles on it, and so on. You might have to come and sort the lights out when they don't work.......but that's the extent of male input. There's rules, you know!![]()
Ok, you tough guys let us see your trees!
The problem is Jenny doesn't have the patience nor artistic talent! At least I don't have a man bun.
Ok, you tough guys let us see your trees!

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This was our work in progress yesterday afternoon (15th). Eventually the young lady on the left got on the ladder and sorted out the thing on the top and added about 100 more baubles. She is chief decorator. There are 27 metres of lights apparently. The ceiling height is about 12ft I think and the lesson learned is to put the top thing on before erecting the tree next year. Tree is real and is actually the top of a much bigger tree (which I didn't know is a thing). Photo doesn't do justice to her work actually. My fault.
Must have missed it.Duke, you might be interested in this thread from 2021
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Best decorated Xmas tree 2021
Just to get into the festive spirit, let's have a competition to see who is voted as having the best decorated Xmas tree. Send me, by PM, a photo of your Xmas tree by the end of Dec 24th. I'll create an anonymised montage and post it up on Boxing Day and give you all the opportunity to vote...thewoodhaven2.co.uk
They'reHere are mine (I decorated them myself as well!)
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and yes, that's the complete extent of our Christmas decorations!


Nothing wrong with Papa Smurf.This probably sums up why I am not allowed to decorate the tree
I think Papa Smurf looks very christmassy but the design authorities ( there are 4 in this house ) have other ideas. It will be removed, again, as soon as they notice.
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I did make the creche, probably 20 years ago now. One day I will finish painting it.
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